There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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