'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
You're like the curious george of whores
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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