Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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