You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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