Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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