thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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