theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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