Is it normal to miss your booty call?
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
it's not cheating when I paid for it
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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