Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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