just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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