kristin has been a bad kristin
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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