I can tuck mytits in my pants
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
im calling her cock vulture from now on
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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