either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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