we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
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