I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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