People with herpes should wear stickers.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
No subtext here. People are naked.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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