Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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