i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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