Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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