Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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