Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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