So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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