sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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