That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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