I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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