i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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