About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Randomize
