did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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