I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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