I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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