So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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