I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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