I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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