Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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