Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Randomize
