Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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