So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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