I have demons in me.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
Shame is for Republicans.
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