this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
i will never coherently bang her
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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