I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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