Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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