Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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