What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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