Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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