i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
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