Swine flu. Run for my life!
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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