i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
cat food counts as protein by the way
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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