when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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