I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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