So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
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the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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