we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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