I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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