I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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