OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'm like, not good at living.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
