Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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